Sexistische Scheiße. Aber ich gebe ein Herz, weil ich ein Mann bin und das linke Bild unterstützen will.
Ein kleiner rant über Dark Souls und flails den ich gefunden hab:
Zusammenfassung
What is Miyazaki’s problem with flails?
Lets look at your medieval knights. Plate armor, shield, long sword. Yup looks good so far. In souls games you got castles, dragons, wyverns, kings, torches, bows. Except youre missing one of the staples of being a knight: a mother fucking flail. Where is it Miyazaki?
Demons Souls, a game about a hungry tree that needs to take a nap, does not have a flail. I can understand that, considering the game couldnt handle the physics of boxes without dropping into microsoft powerpoint levels of fps. Lets code in a lamp post hammer though to cater to people with helmets shaped like arrowheads and give it 500 poison resistence (im serious look that up.) A+. Im glad Sony said no to your 6th Archstone dlc. Bs
Then we have Dark Souls. We live in a world where one man creates a game with no lore because „I didnt know enough english to rip off other stories so i just looked at the pictures.“ (He said this in complete english btw.) This man can give me 35 vague reasons a ball of shit is in the game but can’t tell me where I can get a swingy mace. You have a templar knight dammit. You have lightning javelins and a boss named after ejaculation. What is it with sticky white stuff? Lets go back to Demon’s Souls for a minute. The Penetrator is buffed with magic, which is a buff from sticky white stuff, which is candlewax. The Maiden in Black lights candles in the nexus and has her eyes blinded by hot wax. And in Ds3 you dip your head in wax in the Duke’s ArchivesV2. Im seeing a pattern here, and its getting crusty.
Speaking of v2, they apparently made a second dark souls? You mean the words on the back of the majula statue read: „Guddobai フレイル“? I cant understand that dex shit. Get the fuck outta here. I dont understand ***anese
Finally we got to Bloodborne, a game about Jack the Ripper injecting dog blood and then wondering why people go insane. Explain to me how i can equip a fucking slug and broccoli head to deal massive damage, literally flail around, but i can’t get an actual flail. Lovecraftian horror from nth dimensions and the hardest thing to comprehend is what happens when you chain a ball to a stick. In a board room meeting a team of well-researched Japanese men drafted up ideas for special weapons and every time they tried to explain it he just made something else. „Flail? You mean monster arm of bones that.“ What?? „Im too busy not making Armored Core games to think about that technology.“
Dark Souls 3 had the biggest list of weapons ive seen since Dark Souls 2. There are weapons that break. Weapons that you throw. Weapons that are spells. And the closest thing you can get is a whip? Hell you can dual wield whips like0 they’re fruit roll ups. Harder daddy. Daddy. Thats what this is about. Miyazaki’s parents were killed in a rogue flailing accident. Ign lauded it as „The Dark Souls of being Orphaned.“ Youtube oversaturated with parody montages and „How to cremate your parents at SL4.“ The story of the ashen ones was finally complete.
It was while FROM was drafting the next souls game that the team finally got through to him „Its a flaccid morning star.“
„OHHH“ and so Miyazaki made Sekiro on the spot
Wie die wohl die Maschine wieder auf bekommen? 
Komm jetzt nicht mit Logik, ich wollte gerade sagen wie toll ich die Idee finde und dann sowas 
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