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Sollte man dann nicht einfach die Box auf dem Kopf tragen?
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Dann nur für die Boxer… 
^^
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Hatte ich schon auf Instagram gesehen und an alle meine Crazy Cat Ladys weitergeleitet 
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Es gibt mehrere von euch? 
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Mein innerer Monk stirbt grad tausend Tode
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Epochenwechsel, Symbolbild
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Wenn man das schon so verunstalten muss, dann hätten sie es zumindest mittig zentrieren können! BASTARDE!
Da geht noch was!
The first set of rules (1-23) was written by Frank L. Visco and originally published in the June 1986 issue of Writers’ Digest . The second set of rules (24-53) is derived from William Safire’s Rules for Writers .
My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:
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Avoid Alliteration. Always.
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Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
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Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
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Employ the vernacular.
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Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
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Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
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Contractions aren’t necessary.
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Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
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One should never generalize.
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Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
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Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
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Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
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Profanity sucks.
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Be more or less specific.
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Understatement is always best.
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Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
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One word sentences? Eliminate.
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Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
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The passive voice is to be avoided.
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Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
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Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
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Who needs rhetorical questions?
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Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
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It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.
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Avoid archaeic spellings too.
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Don’t repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
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Don’t use commas, that, are not, necessary.
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Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
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Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.
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Subject and verb always has to agree.
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Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.
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Use youre spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.
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Don’t repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
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Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.
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Don’t never use no double negatives.
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Poofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
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Eschew obfuscation.
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No sentence fragments.
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Don’t indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
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A writer must not shift your point of view.
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Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!
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Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
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Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
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If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
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Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
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Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
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Always pick on the correct idiom.
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The adverb always follows the verb.
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Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
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If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.
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And always be sure to finish what
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Die haben das mit den Faschen einfach nicht verstanden 
Hab gestern ein neues Wort gelernt und konnte die Gelegenheit es anzuwenden nicht verstreichen lassen.
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Das Fenster feiert gerade Fasching… „rück das Dings ein bisschen mehr nach links…und schon gings.“ (Rainer Brandt)
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Jetzt hab ich das Wort auch gelernt, juhu!
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Vielleicht verläuft da ne Wand
Wer auch immer da ne Wand eingezogen hat, wird auch direkt angeflucht von mir.
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