Danke Memes, lustiger internet shit und GIFs, yo

Ich hab das nicht so genau verfolgt aber ich meine Frau Rowling hat damals behauptet, sie hätte Hermine in den Büchern nie als weiß beschrieben was natürlich falsch war.

@Emma_Stone xD

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Da sie nur ein One Hit Pony ist muss sie dieses halt melken so lange es geht ^^

Ist das etwa der steiferne Thron von Königin Hannelore? :supa:

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Dio?

did%20you%20just%20say%20that

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Dachte ich auch erst aber der sieht anders aus.

Den hätte ich besser gefunden.

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Hätten wir doch alle :smiley:

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:nun:

Uri Geller :smiley:

An open letter to Theresa May
My Dear Theresa,
We have known each other for over 21 years since you became our MP. You visited my home in Sonning, where you also lived. Three years before you became Prime Minister, I predicted your victory when I showed you Winston Churchill’s spoon on my Cadillac, which I asked you to touch.
Despite popular public opinion, I also predicted that Donald Trump would become the 45th President of the United States.
As you might have read, I am ensuring that Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street, with the power of my mind which I have proved over and again.
I will ensure that they bend out of all proportion to ensure that he never takes up residence there.
My power has been validated by the CIA, MI5 and Mossad.
The CIA concluded: „As a result of Geller’s success in this experimental period, we consider that he has demonstrated his paranormal perceptual ability in a convincing and unambiguous manner.“
It is easily verifiable. Just look at the official CIA website.
I have influenced many high ranking officials around the world.
On one occasion, Senator Clayborne Pell, then the chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, directed me to bombard the mind of Yuli Vorontsov, the Soviet Union’s chief nuclear negotiator, to influence him telepathically to sign the Nuclear Arms Reduction treaty, which I did successfully.
Now to the point of my open letter to you.
I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.
I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.
As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it.
Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.
Although I currently live in Israel I am still a British citizen and feel very passionately about the country and the people I came to love.
Much energy and love
Uri

Photos:
Uri Geller with Yuli M. Vorontsov,
First Deputy Foreign Minister
of the Soviet Union and Anthony Lake,
then the National Security advisor,
today the head of the CIA,
Senator Claiborne Pell, Chairman of
the US Senate Foreign Relations
Committee, Vice President Al Gore

Uri Geller with Prime Minister Theresa May

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Look at this Stefan!

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Dieser Moment, wenn du ihm mehr zutraust als der britischen Politik…

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Naja, die CIA hat noch keinem Politiker jemals etwas paranormales zugetraut.

und jetzt alle

Achad, Shtaim, Shalosh

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Schade, dass er den Brief nicht mit „The Stage is yours“ geendet hat :beansad:

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Oder mit einem “Theresa, stop it!”

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Hab nur auf Althebräisch zählen gelernt. Da ist es Echad, Schenajim, Schalosch. :beansad:

Gesundheit

Danke. Gibt leider noch kein Mittel gegen Berufskrankheiten…

Kündigen?