oh gott… jetzt erst entdeckt. das ist ja super.
Ich (PC Hardware Noob) will heute Abend meinen Card Reader ans Mainboard anschließen. Oh, das wird spannend.
einfach hart reinlunsen.
kannst du das bitte Streamen ?
Solang das nicht so endet wie bei Eddy mit der Grafikkarte
Genau, richtig reinwemmsen das Ding.
für die G400 wollen die 70??
Diese mist-stücke!
die wissen, wie gut das teil ist
naja, ich bin mit meiner grünen 50€-maus auch schon seit jetzt knapp 3-4 jahren zufrieden^^
Geht zwar eher um die Bewertungen, aber dennoch:
Wünsche viel Spaß
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM
Die Dinger sind besser als jedes Abführmittel.
Muss erst mal das Kabel finden, und dann muss ich finden wo ich es reinlunsen muss.
Nicht zu verkopft denken. Einfach da reinwemmsen wo Platz ist.
(ich hab übrigens mal nen Arbeitsspeicher verbrutzelt. )
Das wollte ich auch gerade Posten
du meinst die gummibären?
Schmummischmären…
Schbubbibärn.
Ja aber die mit Abstand beste Review war diese hier. Ich habe selten so gelacht.
Just don’t. Unless it’s a gift for someone you hate.
October 3, 2012
Oh man…words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear “Cleanse”. If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety…I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I’ve ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I’ve had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell…the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn’t stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there’s more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can’t imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don’t post a video review during the aftershocks.
PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I’m not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I’m a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I’ve been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.
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das ist ein sehr langer text.
ah, ja, die review mit den „trumpets of hell“. Diese review ist mir bekannt
Die beginnt auch schonmal sehr gut:
I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must’ve thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs.
They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I’d gotten some duds.
Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. […]
edit: diese review könnte was für dich sein @boodee, Scorsese kommt vor
edit2:
„For the next thirty minutes, I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.“ das ist doch auch was für den @boodee
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