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Fuck ist der Blick creepy 
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So schaut er immer wenn man ihn fragt ob man was von seinem essen abhaben kann. 
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Achja das Ganze ist auch noch alters- und geschlechtsabhängig, wodurch die einfache Kennzahl immer komplizierter wird und ihren größten Vorteil verliert.
Ich hab glaub ich ein ernsthaftes Friends Problem 
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Was sagt denn deine Therapeutin dazu?
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Mit der Friese vor die Tür zu gehen, dass nenne ich mutig!
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Flucht erfolgreich.
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Komm zurück. Wir sind hier alle ganz lieb!
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Ich ignoriere mal die Erwähnungen einfach. 
Hier noch ein schöner Text zum Einschlafen
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Edit: Das gibts sogar als Audiobook mit Bild 
Das heißt Nukular du doofkopp!
‚‚In the LOTR universe there are 5 kinds of people: No powers, Hero powers, Magic powers, Overpowered and Hilariously Godly Overpowered.
And then there’s tom bombadil, who could have just walked(danced) into mordor, punch sauron in the face(eye), kick melkor in the nuts, set everything right, and be back before lunch time all while wearing the ring as a piercing on his dick.
If only he gave a fuck.‘‘
Lieblingsyoutubekommentar aller Zeiten. 
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